When John Daly and Kid Rock got together to be part of a celebrity pro-am golf tournament in Grand Blanc, Mich., yesterday, everyone was aware of what could possibly happen. But nobody could have scripted what actually happened in a more festive and redneck manner.

Here’s what might have been said as John Daly and Kid Rock walked to the tee:

Kid Rock: Hey Tubbs, did you check out my sweetass overalls?

John Daly: You’re the trash of Detroit. Why’d we get paired up as partners? I thought you were a cowboy, bay-bee.

Kid Rock: Cowboys wear overalls these days. It’s what I use to draw attention since I’m a washup. What are you going to use to draw attention to yourself, besides that giant belly?

John Daly: I’m gonna hit the ball off of a 24-ounce can of Budweiser.

Notice how these rednecks just leave the busted can of beer on the ground. What’s more, just off camera was a 1986 primer-colored Dodge Conquest with three flat tires and a bumper sticker that says “Kick their ass, Take their gas.”