When I heard all the boos on TV on Thursday night, I thought I was watching a program on George W. Bush’s approval rating. Turns out, I was watching the NBA Draft.

The Knicks picked Italy’s Danilo Gallinari with the sixth pick, much to the dismay of New York City. And not only did the Knicks get a big man the fans didn’t want, they got a cock. Well, technically a rooster, because that’s Gallinari’s Knickname, er, nickname.

To rub in the cock (there’s a pun somewhere in there) jokes some more, he’s inked a shoe deal with Reebok. Introducing, The Rooster.