Before Mike Tyson is convicted of murder, will someone please get this man a sloppy BJ?
Here’s the obvious: Mike Tyson’s a weird dude. But is he a murderer?
Yesterday – on his 42nd birthday – the AP released a story saying that the retired boxer allegedly put up $50,000 to kill two men.
How does this timeline look for controversy?
- In 1992, he was convicted of raping a woman and served three years of prison.
- In 1997, he bit a piece of Evander Holyfield’s ear off.
- In 2003, he declared bankruptcy.
- In 2008, the murder of two men were pinned on him.
After all the shit that Mike Tyson has been through, can’t he at least get a blow job?