One year removed from its NBA All-Star Game, Vegas reopened the doors for those ballers to spit more all-star game — at the ladies.

What happens in Vegas only stays in Vegas ’til gossip web sites TMZ and TheDirty earn their paychecks.

The Truth is: Your Finals MVP reportedly received a four-hour Swedish massage at the Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas (pictured right, probably hard and rock, too).

Your hometown ex-Wildcats hit Vegas for a night with another type of cat. TheDirty.com brings you the pride of Tucson: Richard Jefferson, freshly traded to Milwakee (and not that happy about it); with Luke Walton, current LA Laker.

E.T. made his landing, and LA Boy Jordan Farmar also swooped in on the action — both after the jump.

Wouldn’t say they were Vegas’ Finest, but hey, they’re happy.

Did Brian Scalabrine die his hair black?

Pink polka-dotted!

I’ll go with Farmar taking the crown for best catch(es) in a highly uncompetitive match