There are sometimes when you wake up, roll over and ask yourself, “Why in the world did I just have sex with that?” But even if she was a negative number on the 1-10 scale, and you made a dirty movie capturing you and the beast doing the ‘tween-the-sheets tango, you wouldn’t kill her would you?

You may lynch yourself, but you wouldn’t kill her.

So why now, after three dogs — no, literal dogs — have been forced to engage in sex acts on tape with a perverted man and woman in their 50s in Oklahoma, are authorities threatening to put these dogs down?

If a horse snaps her ankles while running a race, literally threatening her life, you can make a case for euthanization, though it may not be your first choice.

If dogs are found in cages at a NFL player’s house and it’s proven that they were trained to fight and they are a risk to have as pets, cut the cord.

But if you find that three dogs — household pets — were forced to do it doggy style with two dirty old hags, euthanize the fucking humans.