“Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.” — Mark Twain

For those lacking in the Drinking Buddies category, Nintendo is set to quench your thirst with virtual beer pong for the Wii, as we reported.

However, a recent name change from “Beer Pong” to “Pong Toss” will allow for everybody — Fathers, mothers, aunts, uncles, sisters, baby cousins — to play the game together with a family-friendly name.

Here’s the Standard Bullshit Quote About Technical Crap On Why This Happened:

Co-founder Jag Jaeger said they “wanted to focus on the sport of beer pong, not the alcohol that’s associated with it.”

What!?!? Not the alcohol that’s associated with it??? I believe alcohol holds a 50 percent share of the game “beer pong,” last time I checked. Imagine playing pong… without… beer? That’s like going to a strip club to study math.

Via YBB.