In a celebrity boxing match this weekend, former MLB player Jose Canseco got knocked down twice by former NFL running back Via Sikahema. Check that, he got kocked the fuck out!

In just a minute and 37 seconds into the match he was done. Stick a fork in him.

steroids suck, Canseco. You should find the dude who put the needle in your butt and beat attempt to beat his ass. You know, after you recover and all.

Canseco had no problem beating his former wives in his hay day (wonder if he ever got schooled on how to do that, by the way). But Sikahema, who is seven inches shorter and 43 pounds lighter than Canseco, was just too much for the former Bash Brother.

The outcome poured a few gallons of gas (about $17 bucks worth) into the fire called Stephen A. Smith’s rediculously giant ego. For Canseco, it was less spectacular. He flapped his mouth (Nooo, really?) at Friday’s weigh in saying he was at “incredible knock-out power.”

Why won’t you learn to keep your mouth shut, dude? I’d like to think that it’s something about boxing that gets boxers jaw jacking. Muhammad Ali, Floyd Mayweather and Mike Tyson were all big talkers. But they could all back it up.Jose Canseco, on the other hand? I bet he NEVER won a single round of the Quiet Game in elementary school.