This weekend’s Athlete That Drinks Straight From The Bottle picture is brought to you by Bengals RB Kenny Irons, who was waived after failing a team physical. Drink up, Mr. Irons.

Quick hits:

• Madden 09 touchdown celebrations (Soulja Boy makes an appearance.) (Awful Announcing)
• Minor league team holds Political Incorrectness night, which makes women enter though different entrances. (Barstool)
• Perhaps the best halftime entertainment since Janet Jackson. (The Big Lead)

I’m about to bounce like flubber.