Holy. Shit.

This is Madonna after she walked out of a Kabbalah Center in NYC. Observations about this photo:

• A-Rod must have been utilizing the brown bag technique. Or even plastic.
• And he was running around on her? Is he fucking stupid?
• She looks like trailer park trash.
• Ever heard of a brush?
• Please don’t eat the children.

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