Manny Ramirez, meet a town that has no problem with showing up late to games.

Welcome (officially) to La la land — a place that many Sox fans thought Manny spent most of his time mentally.

Ramirez will head west to a completely opposite city from Boston in a three-team deal that sends Jason Bay to the Sox from Pittsburgh.

The Sox will also pay $7 million — which doesn’t look half as bad as the Packers offering Favre $20 just to stay home — and include two bullpen duds, Craig Hansen and Brandon Moss.

So enjoy the West Coast, Manny. Crack open an avocado with Joe Torre. Grab an In-N-Out burger off the freeway. Grab a surf board and smoke a bowl. Get some fake boobs.

It’s a city that will embrace Manny Being Manny as just another day in Hollywood.

(No word on whether Pedro will join the LA-based 2003 Red Sox alumni association.)