Amidst the disturbing recent news that the Pac-10 Poon has not updated its site since March, we’d like to thank Hotdog & Friends for picking up the baton.

They kicked off the weekend — and countdown til Aug 30, the much, much, much anticipated start to college football season — with a Pac-10 preseason poll that ranks schools based on their respective women studying at each fine educational institution. Quite accurately, the list goes ASU, U of A, USC, Oregon and UCLA in the top-5, followed by a talent gap wider than Michael Strahan’s two front teeth.

(Noteworthy: Yes, No. 8-ranked Cal may have the hottest pole vaulter in America, but there’s no “pole” in “team.”)