It’s no secret that diva Jessica Simpson and Cowboys QB Tony Romo, are — you know — doing it. But apparently he’s been boinking her without his helmet on, if you know what we mean. Simpson was rumored to be pregnant with Romo’s baby. Well, either Romo’s or the mail man’s.

Turn’s out she’s not actually pregos, but they told the Romo family anyway. Whoops. But is it really that surprising? After all, this is the woman who asked if Chicken of the Sea was “chicken or is it tuna?” Maybe she is dumb enough to fail a pregnancy test by reading it wrong. But when she does get pregos for real, however, we’ve got some names for the ay bay bay:

•  O.J. (Overy Jam) Simpson-Romo
• Nick Lachey Romo
• Ho-mer Simpson-Romo
• Noe Romo
• Q.B. (Quit Bangin’) Romo
• Courtney Simpson