Quick: Make a short list of things in life you love:

• Photoshopped images
• Breast implants
• Family Guy
• Beer

A quick Mathematics sesh makes me realize that 75% of life’s greatest things are unnatural (loosely) based on this quick survey.

So it should come as no surprise that the 2008 Olympic opening ceremony giant firework footprints were faked.

Like Asians do best, they used computer graphics to insert the footprint fireworks into the coverage electronically at the exact moments. According to the report, it took a period of months to perfect the cover-up — furthermore proving that China preaches cult-like perfection from birth.