All-American baseball, All-American tunes and All-American booze. Sounds like a sweet combo for a All-American Idol winner, doesn’t it?

Thanks to the in-depth research/stalking ability of our boy Dan at Red Sox Monster, we now know that this crazy chick is the one and only Kelly Clarkson — who proclaims “We’re at a Red Sox game!!! Omg!!! — with a couple of her backup singers (singing more like Sanjaya.)

Guess drunkness really effs up your vocal cords. And we know that Red Sox seats are hard to come by, but why is she in the nosebleeds? You’re rich, bitch!

FUN WITH DUBYA: Please tell us why it’s so much damn fun to Photoshop pictures of our president. We’ve had our own fun with this, dare we say, sport. Uncoached brings to our attention more than a dozen more of these Bushshopped pieces of art.

Our favorite: The Bush Steelers Fan. Disgustingly hilarious. You can almost picture the sweaty wedgie on his backside, the Velcro shoes and only God knows what in that crater of a belly button.

ENOUGH FOOD TO FEED A SMALL ASIAN FAMILY: Yes,  Michael ‘Olympic Golden Boy’ Phelps eats 12,000 calories per day. (Mortal people like you and I only need about 2,000). [NY Post]