Chew on this nugget over the weekend: ESPN not only debuted live morning SportsCenters this week, but it’s online baby, ESPN.com, also began hiring 12-year-old YouTube Comment Writers to add some online emotion and excitement. FANTASY!!!

RELATED: This instance actually brings up a very important public service announcement for the upcoming football season (punctuated frequently to express importance):

I. Do Not. Give. A. ****. About. Your. Fantasy. Team. Period.

On that note, have an excellent weekend. Lance will be running the show, unless mother nature thinks otherwise. She’s always a bitch.