Here’s a thought: Instead of admitting to video game glitches, why not just make them reality? It’s the equivalent to editing Wikipedia to prove an argument. (I am never, ever wrong. Trust me.)

That’s what Tiger Woods did, in response to a glitch in his video game that allowed users to walk on water. No shocker — Tiger can do that, too. And through the same way he rolls on the golf course, Tiger completely humiliated his opponent — in this case, the YouTube video that pointed out the glitch. (Video after the jump)

But while they’re at it, we would also like to see these real-life feats:

• Tony Hawk pull a 720-degree Kickflip McTwist.
• See a hit from NFL Blitz actually happen just once.
• Watch a hedgehog compile millions of golden rings.
• A little Italian guy named Mario throw fireballs and bone a princess.