Remember all those days of recess in middle school when getting a girl on your team was worse than playing a 4 vs. 5? Well, our anti-feminism streak  continues here with a new study proving that women are not good at sports. Or at least, not as good as the superior gender.

Todd Gallagher (not that it really matters who it is) examined record Olympic times, and figured out that the world’s best women are only equal to a 15-year-old boy, according to his report.

In sport after sport, evidence shows that the top female professional athletes in the world are on par with the best American 14- and 15-year-old boys. Nearly every female Olympic record in speed, strength, and endurance events falls between the records set by the best American 14- and 15-year-old boys

Again: Disclaimer: We love women. Heck, we even have a whole photos section of women. But when people wonder why the WNBA is the WNBA, then ask yourself, why doesn’t my city’s 15-year-old in-town team sell out a 18,000-seat venue.

This calls for a MANTAGE! YOU’RE WELCOME!