Matt Leinart just . . .

Lost the Arizona Cardinals starting quarterback spot to Kurt Warner.
Lost the Arizona Cardinals starting quarterback spot to someone old enough to be his Uncle.
Realized he would probably even lose the Arizona Cardinals starting quarterback spot to these little kids.
Debuted the ‘Dangerous Elbow’ move that would put him on Dateline NBC with Chris Hansen.
Determined not to fuck up anymore than he already has professionally.
Made us think he should probably not be around any underage children (see: ASU coeds).
Made children who wanted to see a non-Joke Show NFL player unhappy.
Smelled bacon.