It’s hard for some to realize that the Madden football games are just that — video games. But some people take it way too seriously. Rappers Bow Wow and The Game are two perfect examples.
Rather than settling their differences by battling on the stage with a mic and a crowd, they’re going head to head by playing football against each other — Madden football. And on the line is $100 thousand. Yes, $100 grand over a fucking football video game.
Ok, so the money goes to charity. That’s a plus. But is this not the worst way to spend your cash? Betting on a video game? The egos of rappers is bigger than the ding dong of a 14-year-old boy at cheerleading camp.
TSC predictions:
- The Game leads with the Patriots until the final three minutes, when Bow Wow’s Cowboys pull off an upset and pull off the win. Because the Patriots are prone to last-minute choking.
- The Game will get pissed, drop the N bomb about 703 times in two minutes while waving a gat at Bow Wow’s face.
- Bow Wow’s mama will step in, saying that she’s sorry she missed The Game’s call, notice her son has a gun in his face, and step in.
- Bow Wow’s mama will make The Game feel aweful and tell him he looks like a thug. Then she’ll tell Bow Wow that he’s spending too much time playing video games.
- The three will fly off in Bow Wow’s jet just to waste fuel because the American economy is in the toilet, but they can afford it, so who gives a shit? NA’ MEAN?




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