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Maine college now offers credited class in Red Sox Nation, being an obnoxious front-runner fanboy

September 30th, 2008 Reezy 3 comments
Photo courtesy Boston Dirt Dogs

Photo courtesy Boston Dirt Dogs

It’s one thing to be a college student at a Joke Show University party school, spending Thursday through Sunday blacked out in a pool of puke in the dorm bathrooms.

But it’s another to be a student in Bumfuck, Maine, and actually spend tuition dollars taking a credited class on “Red Sox Nation”

LEWISTON, Maine (AP) — Landing a seat in Margaret Creighton’s “Red Sox Nation” course at Bates College is nearly as difficult as scoring a playoff ticket at Fenway Park.

With only 15 openings, it took only a minute or so for the class to fill up when online registration opened. For their efforts, the students spend three hours one day a week talking baseball.

“People are jealous of us,” said Hope Staneski, a first-year student from Milford, Conn.

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Brandon Jennings just . . .

September 30th, 2008 Trance 2 comments

  • Signed a huge contract with Under Armour.
  • Described his first Italian feel-up.
  • Farted.
  • Expressed how he’s got the NBA by the balls.
  • Expressed how some Italian whore had him by the balls last night.
  • Became arthritic.
  • Blazed.

Erin Andrews (does it really matter what else we put here)

September 30th, 2008 Reezy No comments
Pioneering the sideline reporter endorsement race

Pioneering the sideline reporter endorsement race

At the very least, Replay Photos.com could’ve learned how to use basic photoshopping skills. After all, they did endorse living sideline reporter goddess Erin Andrews and her glorifying blonde hair to take care of your photo purchasing needs across the country.

Just when you thought a company couldn’t do any worse than Mike Golic’s weight loss gig, Erin Andrews continued the ESPN’s streak of infomercial-level endorsements. 

Yes, the EA takeover has begun nationwide. She’s smiling across the country, sucking in your hard-earned $34.95 for a freakin’ 9′ x 12′ photo without a frame. That better include a personal home delivery.

Here’s the SRA Tour (Sideline Reporter Association Tour) money leader board: 

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Chad Ochocinco challenged by Olympic Gold Medalist

September 30th, 2008 Trance No comments

OK, so it wasn’t Michael Phelps or Usain Bolt but Mary Wineberg is an Olympic gold medalist, too.

The only difference between her and Phelps or Bolt — outside of the obvious gender separation — is that she’s willing to compete against His Egotistical Magisty, Chad Javon Johnson Ochocinco.

We’re thinking he should accept this challenge. After all, he’s not doing too much on the grid iron this season.

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Yeeeehaaaa! Brewers win the Wild Card, bitches!

September 29th, 2008 Reezy 3 comments

Major League Baseball might have its own line of (often times hideous) authentic championship apparel, but that doesn’t stop the market for non-licensed t-shirt creators to express their October fever using your chest as a canvas.

(Honestly, who the hell designed this?)

After last season’s pathetically lame-ass “Rocktober” bandwagon theme in Denver, it appears that Soulja Boy is at the helm of this year’s market for the franchise Playoff Virgins.

Milwaukee is back in the dance for the first time since 1982. (Yeeeehaaaa for beer!) However, 2008’s slogan is a bit too eerily similar to this:

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Cute Brewers twins: Would You Beat?

September 29th, 2008 Reezy No comments
There's only one October, but there's two of them

There's only one October. But there are two twins.

It’s a good time to be a beer maker in Milwaukee.

What other city in American can clinch a playoff spot for the first time since 1982 with Dale Sveum (who?) as an interim head coach?

Sure, its location in the frozen midwest tundra typically scares off most of our nation’s finest blondes and broads.

Amazing what October baseball can bring to a city.

Meet the Brewers twins. Names? Not really that important. Your vote? Yeah, that’s important.

Would you beat?

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