It’s one thing to be a college student at a Joke Show University party school, spending Thursday through Sunday blacked out in a pool of puke in the dorm bathrooms.
But it’s another to be a student in Bumfuck, Maine, and actually spend tuition dollars taking a credited class on “Red Sox Nation”
LEWISTON, Maine (AP) — [...]

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Signed a huge contract with Under Armour.
Described his first Italian feel-up.
Farted.
Expressed how he’s got the NBA by the balls.
Expressed how some Italian whore had him by the balls last night.
Became arthritic.
Blazed.

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At the very least, Replay Photos.com could’ve learned how to use basic photoshopping skills. After all, they did endorse living sideline reporter goddess Erin Andrews and her glorifying blonde hair to take care of your photo purchasing needs across the country.
Just when you thought a company couldn’t do any worse than Mike Golic’s weight loss gig, [...]

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OK, so it wasn’t Michael Phelps or Usain Bolt but Mary Wineberg is an Olympic gold medalist, too.
The only difference between her and Phelps or Bolt — outside of the obvious gender separation — is that she’s willing to compete against His Egotistical Magisty, Chad Javon Johnson Ochocinco.
We’re thinking he should accept this challenge. After [...]

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Major League Baseball might have its own line of (often times hideous) authentic championship apparel, but that doesn’t stop the market for non-licensed t-shirt creators to express their October fever using your chest as a canvas.
(Honestly, who the hell designed this?)
After last season’s pathetically lame-ass “Rocktober” bandwagon theme in Denver, it appears that Soulja [...]

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It’s a good time to be a beer maker in Milwaukee.
What other city in American can clinch a playoff spot for the first time since 1982 with Dale Sveum (who?) as an interim head coach?
Sure, its location in the frozen midwest tundra typically scares off most of our nation’s finest blondes and broads.
Amazing what October [...]

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Warning: Video not suitable for those currently in the process of eating/drinking any solids/liquids. For those without an appetite, please give Shea Stadium its appropriate dues, just like this underage drunkard did.

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