That's literally what it tastes like

Editor’s Note: Screw Vegas. The Sports Culture oddsmakers will propel your gambling physique onto new levels. Whatever is big over the weekend, we’ll match it up with something else big for a three-way parlay. Home teams are in ALL CAPS.

Michael Phelps Getting Action (+25) over ANYBODY ELSE IN THE WORLD GETTING ACTION. Because quite frankly he is on top of the world — point proven in these photo.

THE SPORTS CULTURE.COM (+4.5) over Jay Mariotti’s blogging abilities. Because we’re homers, and he’s quite desperate for a designer.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL “STUDENT”-ATHLETES (+10) over Harvard Graduates. Because working at Blockbuster would really, really suck.

Extra Point:

JAMBA JUICE WHEATGRASS SHOTS (+3.5) over Hungover Morning Orange Juice Detox Sesh. Because they both do the same, and it “doesn’t really taste that bad“