You may not be done crying over the fact that Tom Brady is out for the season, but he’s slipped into celebratory mode.

You read that correctly.

You see, Patriots Nation has just lost its starting quarterback but Giselle Bundchen Nation has just gained a partner for the Mattress Mambo for the rest of the fall and the entire winter.

Sources close to TSC say that after putting a Rubik’s Cube on the green today, Tiger Woods text messaged Tom Brady and told him it’s hammer time. While Tiger’s been rehabbing from a knee injury, he got his wifey pregnant. He suggested that Brady should do the same to his girlfriend, Victoria’s Secret model Giselle Bundchen.

Tiger to Brady:

Sry bout ur knee man. But at least now U can get SACKED! Lolz. Let me kno when the baby shower iz.