Confederation! Fuck yeah!

Editor’s Note: The infamous Michael Fitzpatrick is reporting from the University of Georgia. 

ATHENS, Ga. — Here’s how you know you’re in the south — when people are excited about bow season. For those unfamiliar with the term, it means being able to hunt animals with a bow and arrow.

And on Saturday, while the Georgia football team is beating down the ’Cocks, we know where junior first baseman Rich Poythress will be: up in a tree, waiting for that perfect shot, as his Facebook status states, “Saturday is bow season!”

It’s unfortunate that his boy, (former Georgia shortstop) Gordon Beckham was drafted by the White Sox, because I’m sure the two would have had a ball up in a tree somewhere.