OK, so it wasn’t Michael Phelps or Usain Bolt but Mary Wineberg is an Olympic gold medalist, too.

The only difference between her and Phelps or Bolt — outside of the obvious gender separation — is that she’s willing to compete against His Egotistical Magisty, Chad Javon Johnson Ochocinco.

We’re thinking he should accept this challenge. After all, he’s not doing too much on the grid iron this season.