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No homo: U. Minnesota basketball assistant coach named state’s most eligible bachelor

If the phrase, “I’m not a player, I just crush a lot,” holds true, then Steve Goodson isn’t just a coach, he just crushes a lot — of bitches.

Cosmopolitan Magazine named Goodson, a University of Minnesota men’s basketball assistant coach, the most eligible bachelor in the entire state of Minnesota.

(Not that beautiful people and Minnesota go hand-in-hand, but regardless, not many people could name a stud assistant coach worthy of representing a state in this great nation.)

“I thought people were playing a joke on me,” Goodson said. “I was a little overwhelmed at first and didn’t know what to think.”

After wasting minutes trying to think of something witty or stereotypical to write about the University of Minnesota — or the entire Midwest tundra region, for that matter — even TSC’s own reader from Minneapolis couldn’t think of anything.

They suck at sports. It’s cold ass weather. Tubby Smith has a funny first name.

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  1. jazzy fizzle
    October 9th, 2008 at 07:56 | #1

    Haha. That dude needs to get LAID.

  2. RJ
    October 9th, 2008 at 12:59 | #2

    Everyone loves a man in burgundy

  3. October 9th, 2008 at 17:22 | #3

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  4. Joe Minnesota
    October 17th, 2008 at 19:15 | #4

    Hey B-Reezy-

    Fuck you.

    Love,

    Minnesota

  1. October 12th, 2008 at 19:53 | #1