If the phrase, “I’m not a player, I just crush a lot,” holds true, then Steve Goodson isn’t just a coach, he just crushes a lot — of bitches.
Cosmopolitan Magazine named Goodson, a University of Minnesota men’s basketball assistant coach, the most eligible bachelor in the entire state of Minnesota.
(Not that beautiful people and Minnesota go hand-in-hand, but regardless, not many people could name a stud assistant coach worthy of representing a state in this great nation.)
“I thought people were playing a joke on me,” Goodson said. “I was a little overwhelmed at first and didn’t know what to think.”
After wasting minutes trying to think of something witty or stereotypical to write about the University of Minnesota — or the entire Midwest tundra region, for that matter — even TSC’s own reader from Minneapolis couldn’t think of anything.
They suck at sports. It’s cold ass weather. Tubby Smith has a funny first name.
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Haha. That dude needs to get LAID.
Everyone loves a man in burgundy
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