He probably won’t be as good as Adam Sandler’s Paul Crewe or Nelly’s Megget in The Longest Yard but OJ Simpson may be a candidate for prison football, no matter that he’s in his early 60s.

We can see it now: Simpson in sweatpants and a tattered shirt and his orange sandals, jogging down an uneven dirt field with the ball under his arm and a glint in his eyes that says, “Come get me. I’ll knock you dead. And get away with it.”

And then he’d get tackled hard by a 6-foot-8 dude who got life in prison for killing his wife with a kitchen knife. Irony at it’s best.

OJ would lay flat on his back, thinking about how good his football days were, saying, “Fuck. I wish Johnnie Cochran was still alive.”