Last week, our intelligence concluded that Tampa Bay Rays fans really, really suck. If a soccer mom and a douchebag had a baby, then a bandwagon-jumper and an awkward creepy dude had a baby, then those two kids had a kid . . . that would be the Rays Nation DNA.
Upon further review, we were right. Obviously:
Quite possibly the lamest mofos in professional sports history. Oh, who are we shitting. They are the worst.
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12 responses so far ↓
1 Ryan // Oct 10, 2008 at 2:04 pm
That makes the Rays fan a first cousin of the Red Sox fan, since we all know Red Sox fans are descended from a long line of bandwagon jumpers and douchebags
2 Justin // Oct 10, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Note though the absence of any pink hats. Pink hats are the true indicator of any bandwagon leanings.
3 Jeff // Oct 10, 2008 at 2:44 pm
This is retarded, you are retarded. Go put on your pink hat and your fake Boston accent and get tased or something.
4 Rob // Oct 10, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Haha. I love how people who don’t have a championship cry. Hey, Rays fans, will your team be “better than us” like the Angels, even after we pummel you?
Sox fan since the day I was born in 1982.
Those pink hated johnny come latelys can go sit on a one legged stool.
Long live Big Mo, Timmy Naehring, and Dwight Evans.
Go Sox.
5 RYAN // Oct 10, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Hey Devil Ray fans….where were you morons last year….and the year before. Oh and the previos 10 years. LAST PLACE IN THE STANDINGS and LAST PLACE IN ATTENDENCE. Same thing with the the Bucs and Lightning. Nobody gave a crap till they were good. Sox fans bandwagon fans??? NOT!
6 Bob Wehadababyitsaboy // Oct 10, 2008 at 3:21 pm
If Florida were America’s vagina, then Tampa Bay would be America’s queef.
7 raymondjames // Oct 10, 2008 at 3:28 pm
I was there last year. I was there when Wilson Alvarez threw the inaugural ball. I’ve sat through years of classless Red Sox fans. Actually only 4 years because pre-’04 none of your pieces of shit gave a fuck about your team.
I also watched Vinny Testeverde and Dilfer through the shitty years in the Sombrero and hockey is for Canadians.
As for the intelligence argument, you really want to bring that up from your haven in your mom’s house where you drunkenly piss on yourself in your sweaty, insecure sleep? Go jump off a building so a truck full of alcoholic Irishmen can lament your waste of a perfectly good meaningless, myopic existence.
How do ya like them apples?
8 Rob // Oct 10, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Raymondjames…
People who don’t even know how to correctly spell previous do not represent my opinions as a baseball fan. Admittedly, there are likely several thousand die hard Rays fans, but it does not compare to hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of die hard, true Red Sox fans.
Unfortunately, part of the rooting for this team is dealing with these ignorant a holes.
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10 Steve // Oct 11, 2008 at 4:29 pm
The worst thing is that the team has been around for 11 seasons and have only 11 original season ticket holders. 11? WTF ? That must be one hell of a marketing department they have done there. Only 11 people have supported the team for more than a decade. Now that’s sad.
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