This young man says he’s the father of Bristol Palin’s daughter. That won’t be known for sure until a DNA test is run, but it’s hard to believe him, given the huge amounts of mixed signals he sends.

Kevin said he lives in Los Angeles, but he’s got a Boston Red Sox hat sitting right next to him. Last time we checked, those cities weren’t too fond of each other. You know, that whole Celtics/Lakers thing is kinda historic and the Red Sox/Dodgers feud has rekindled after that whole Manny thing.

Is that more embarrassing than the Laker girl who was a former Celtics dancer?

Other thoughts:

• You pronounced her last name wrong dude. If you’re gonna claim fatherhood, say her name right. PAY-Lin.
• How are you going to impress the supposed in-laws by drowning your sorrows away, drinking Patron in the studio?
• “I am going to be voting for Obama in November.” Oh you just shot yourself in the foot now Kevin. Game over.