Many people have been wondering what Tiger Woods has been up to since he’s not playing golf. Well, it turns out he’s relaxing while his knee heals, impregnating his wife, and watching the Dodgers, as seen here during Sunday’s Game 3 against the Phillies.

It’s understandable that Tiger would be a Dodgers fan, seeing as he was born in Cypress, Calif., about 30 minutes from LA. But there is something really, really wrong with this photo: No Nike logos anywhere.

Sources close to Nike, Inc. say that is probably violation of Tiger’s contract somehow, and he is now obligated to legally name his newborn Swoosh Woods.