Meet Tom Amstutz, FCA Class of 2008 inductee

The Fat Coaches Association (FCA) doesn’t just accept any obese dude with a headset. No, no, you’ve got to earn street credit both at the buffet and on the gridiron. For most, the latter of such remains the final hurdle (not literally, that would be ugly.)

But with Toledo’s big win last weekend over Michigan at The Big House, the FCA would like to give a warm welcome to big head coach . . .

Tom Amstutz!

As a player back in his college days, assistant coach, and now head coach at Toledo, Amstutz has earned the honor and prestige as being named (on Wikipedia) as one of the most popular figures in the great city of Toledo.

Amstutz is privileged to join the induction ceremonies in Boston, where the FCA is hosted by Eagle’s Deli for a delicious 6 1/2 pounds of burgers, 20 slices of cheese and 18 slices of bacon. True story.

For those unfamiliar with the FCA, please meet and greet the hierarchy of big boys:

Charlie Weis, founder, CEO, president, head hancho.

Mark Mangino, secretary of public affairs

Romeo Crennel, badass enforcer of all wrongdoings

Ralph Friedgen, event planner