Fat Coaches Association enshrines newest member

Meet Tom Amstutz, FCA Class of 2008 inductee
The Fat Coaches Association (FCA) doesn’t just accept any obese dude with a headset. No, no, you’ve got to earn street credit both at the buffet and on the gridiron. For most, the latter of such remains the final hurdle (not literally, that would be ugly.)
But with Toledo’s big win last weekend over Michigan at The Big House, the FCA would like to give a warm welcome to big head coach . . .
Tom Amstutz!
As a player back in his college days, assistant coach, and now head coach at Toledo, Amstutz has earned the honor and prestige as being named (on Wikipedia) as one of the most popular figures in the great city of Toledo.
Amstutz is privileged to join the induction ceremonies in Boston, where the FCA is hosted by Eagle’s Deli for a delicious 6 1/2 pounds of burgers, 20 slices of cheese and 18 slices of bacon. True story.
For those unfamiliar with the FCA, please meet and greet the hierarchy of big boys:

Charlie Weis, founder, CEO, president, head hancho.

Mark Mangino, secretary of public affairs

Romeo Crennel, badass enforcer of all wrongdoings

Ralph Friedgen, event planner

Where is Andy Reid?
I would like to ask you to enshrine Sean “Coach Tay Tay” Taylor to The Fat Coaches Assoctiation. He would make a great memeber. He has nice vests.
COACH SEAN”TEY TEY” TAYLOR IS IN INDEED!!!!!!!
I heard about this Coach out in California, they call Him Coach “Tey Tey” Taylor. He is a pee wee leauge coach (8-10 yr olds) He is known to get in a kids face for not making a block… I think he should be in for sure…..
OMG !!!! I have heard about this coach “Tey Tey”…. I’ve seen him… he definetly sould be the President!!!!
Tey Tey makes the guy from Kansas look like a runway model!!!!
Wow is that really Sean “coach tay tay” Taylor your talking about? I heard he gave up the scene for the used car world? Wow what a great coach he was. He forced a kid to eat his own arm because he dropped a pass. Does he still wear funny vests?
I used to ride BMX with “Tey Tey” Taylor….He gets off the ground almost a foot!!!
Ahh Coach Tah Tah Taylor you are loved for you as a person so never forget that. And stop calling me at 3am crying on the phone.