Michael Jordan and Tiger Woods. Quick:

1. Extraordinary athletes
2. Best of their sport
3. Cheapscapes (What?)

Sir Charles appeared on Late Night With Conan O’Brien on Monday and revealed a little something about sports’ two greatest athletes. Fast forward through the initial cliché promo for his new reality golf show and begin at the 4:30 mark:

“Trust me, everybody knows they’re cheap. It’s no secret.”