Screwing around the Facebook Machine the other day, we stumbled upon this really, really weird creation:

(Lil Wayne-esque ‘No Homo’) And you know what . . . they’re absolutely right.

And you know what . . . chicks dig shit like nice eyelashes. Just look at some of the posts in his group. We here at The Sports Culture have taken the liberty to sort through all 17 wall posts in finding Al Horford the right Facebook Chat Sex partner:

Yes, looks like a relatively low-risk bone

Absolutely not.

Girls with little to no intelligence just seem that much easier. Oh wait. Because they are. Sluts.

That's funny because Al Horford definitely doesn't need Natalie Wall in his life

Only if all three agree to a 4som. The good kind of 4som.