This is a pretty funny list coming from Terrell Owens, but how the hell is No. 8 a piece of advice? It’s a statement, and nothing more.

That’s like saying, Hey kids, here’s a great piece of advice you should know about: Knives are sharp, my head is bald, grocery store bathrooms have toilet paper than feels more like sandpaper, Skip Bayless is an assbag, Barry Bonds won’t ever play professional baseball again, Michael Jordan is rich, Jo-Lo has a big butt, Shaq sucks at free throw shooting, Stuart Scott has a lazy eye, red cups are better than blue cups, grass is green, Pamala Anderson has big boobs, and Tiger Woods is good at golf and tuition is expensive.