The Sun Devils seem a bit hefty. That's the real shocker.

The fact that President Bush is flashing the trident, Arizona State’s version of the shocker, doesn’t really surprise us. After all, he’s got the national champion track team with him, and he’s doing his best to blend in with the group. No harm done.

What does shock us, however, is the fact that several of the people in this photograph have absolutely no room to compete on a track team. Literally. Being the size of some of these people, how on earth would you be able to run 100 meters, leap into the pit of a long jump, or spring yourself up on a pole vault?

That’s the real shocker here.