Political jokeshow/major MILF Sarah Palin was offered $2 million to appear in a porno. Her husband Todd was offered $100,000 and a snowmobile to be the stud in the film.

Sadly, the film isn’t going to happen.

So let’s do some quick math: $2,100,000 and a snowmobile, just to have some kinky political sex. Snow-blown for a snowmobile. But no, it won’t come to fruition because of a little red light that will be blinking on a video camera.

No biggie right? Sure, they’ll have tons of people watching on the Internet, but at least they’ll have some dough and a cold-weather vehicle to get away for a while. You think if Bristol Palin’s baby dady was given the same offer he would have turned it down?

Snow way.