You know what the hottest item in China is not going to be this holiday season?

The new Yao Ming transformer-esc basketball action figure.

But wait, you say. Yao Ming is from China. How would this toy not be popular?

Well, if you were a 6 year old making a creepy toy for hours on end for dirt pay, would you want to go straight home and play with it? Didn’t think so.