You know you’re a huge tool with no friends, no girlfriend and obviously no taste when you throw yourself up on the Internet wearing a Full Tilt Poker shirt.

You’re an even bigger loser if you take your shirt off only to reveal your Barry Bonds back tat. This guys should tie his feet to the back of a pickup and let it drag him on his back until one of two things happen first: 1) the tattoo gets painfully ripped off or 2) Barry Lamar is voted into the Hall of Fame.

Needless to say, this would be a long ride.

Go inside for the video (not of the truck ride, but of the lonely, lonely, sad man who could probably use steroids to get rid of his love handles).