A high profile guy like O.J. Mayo has certainly surrounded himself with promoters and star-milking agents during his really, really sketchy tenure at USC.
But this time, the Memphis rookie has taken the opportunity upon himself to do some good ‘ole fashioned self-promoting using the Facebook Machine. As seen on his profile’s updated status, he wants America to “vote for me on nba.com”
It’s a harmless request that, more times than not, draws an embarrassing amount of immediate fanboy feedback, now that Facebook allows users to comment on pretty much everything. Observe:
. . . Wait . . . What? . . .
Here’s a more detailed look into this James Kurka fella:
Further research brings us to Marshall Senior High in Marshall, Missouri, which will be assumed as a popular high school for pedophile-looking high schoolers entirely based on upside.
This might be the only white dude in America that can pull of 7-year-olds and dropping the “n-word” on O.J. Mayo’s Facebook.
The combo shows either uncanny diversity that will surely take him far in life, or a trip to prison.
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Case of the Mondays « Friends of the Program // Dec 29, 2008 at 7:42 am [1]
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im a beast yes sir yes sir im beast on the court…i dont know if you understand….i cross people like a.i. im 6′4″ and got a trey ball like ray allen….and i dunk like kobe…i play college ball but hope to go pro…i earned the right to say what ever i want
so hop off….i am the man and im the team…
thats my ni66a kurka im black dawg i let him say it cuz where is from hes the man i got his back…south side murderapolis…he was the team in high school…the best player…get off his nuts…i garuntee he would have gave you a ride on his nuts with a dunk on you….kurka much love got your back until the world blow
this is my baby boo kurka…i love you baby…this is so funny i really love you…he’ll beat any ones a55 if you mess with him i love him…st francis baby…the king of awesome– kurka
kurka wow your a stupid i dont know you but wow your white…
my baby boo dont listen too him…ill give you a present tonight…a little surprise…in the sheets…i have really missed your 9 incher baby…l0ve you
shut up bitch…it w/e i am the man…
thank you all my fans…i am the man