Introducing the Under Armour Axe.

No, not really, but Brandon Jennings has been killing time in Rome with Guitar Hero. As you can see, he gets really, really into it — and left handed, no less.

Statistics show that left-handed people — wait — holy shit there’s an entire scientific-sounding Wikipedia page on lefties:

McManus also says that the increase in the 20th century of people identifying as left-handed could produce a corresponding intellectual advance and a leap in the number of mathematical, sporting, or artistic geniuses.

Sporting, as in his gifted basketball talent that’s become a little under-the-American-radar with his leap to Rome. Artistic genius, as in his Guitar Hero high score of something probably around 1,000,000+ points.

Anyway, he’s probably playing the Sex Pistol’s Anarchy in the UK, which is close enough to his own remix of Anarchy in Roma Today.