It doesn’t quite have the same ring as 2girls1cup, but both concepts are still extremely bizarre.

In last night’s Portland v. Boston NBA social gathering, the Trail Blazers:

• Played a possession with six players.
• Scored two points in doing so.
• Got away with it

Fucking serious? Although the Trail Blazers ended up winning 91-86, the final two minutes came down to a back-and-forth lead change of a mere one and two points. For example, with under one minute to play, the Celtics trailed 87-86. Quick math: 86 minus 87 equals -1. Add on the two points they got royally fucked with, and Boston should’ve been up 86-85 and in the position to draw fouls.