When does the line between friendship and dickheadedness become blurry? When a dude says he’s trying to stop his buddy from driving drunk by shooting paintballs as his windshield.

He said Wallace, who was arrested on suspicion of unlawfully discharging a weapon and an unrelated misdemeanor warrant, told officers he was covering the windshield in paintballs to prevent its owner from driving under the influence of alcohol.

As if driving drunk presented enough visual problems, you wanna to cover his windshield with paint. Doesn’t matter what color you use — red, blue, green or shit colored, he’s still not going to be able to see a damn thing.

Next time you want to help a friend out, squeeze your head in a vice.