Barry Bonds is still set on playing Major League Baseball again. He’s got a hip procedure on the line to prove it.

But what the 44-year-old home run king* can’t keep from the loyal baseball enthusiasts is that he probably fell down the stairs while reading the label on his newest prescription.

No, wait. Maybe one of the legs on his walker got tripped up in a man hole, and he fell.

Maybe he was playing bingo at the local home for retired folk. Oh, but that’s right, he isn’t retired yet. That’s what he’ll tell you. So we’ll call it a “Life after Work” home. That’s more politically correct.

So, MLB owners: Who wants a 44-year-old, juicing recipient of a reconstructed hip?