Flat as a board? Get some sexy slopes

Posted by Reezy on January 5th, 1:00 pm

“It’s a young man standing on top of a naked woman’s body”

There’s a quote that could be found in a variety of different places, including but not limited to: Playboy magazines, RedTube.com and the green mountains of Vermont?

There’s more to slopes then just sexy lingerie.

Burton Snowboards have pushed the envelope and gone X-rated in its most recent line of boards. Now, the Vermont-based company is offering uncensored snowboards featuring, well, girls + titties!

It’s a hot topic in a cold state, so says the Boston Globe:

Yet the company has found itself at the center of a growing controversy in the liberal state, with residents, students, and politicians debating free speech and sexism on the ski slopes. The Burlington City Council discussed asking Burton to withdraw the boards, and the Girl Scout Council of Vermont is considering taking concerns to lawmakers next month.

First off, why the hell is the Girl Scout Council of Vermont interfering with this process? Shouldn’t they be showing the little scouts what career opportunities are available in the future?

Sure, snowboarding is a popular sport at all ages. But to those who think “OMG Like little kids r gunna see boobz!!!!!!” think about it this way: If you’re a 24-year-old dude riding these new Burton sexboards, there’s no reason that a 7-year-old should even see the board.

Why? Because you’re 24 — and obviously without a girlfriend — and should be experienced enough to ride more advanced trails than the 7-year-olds. If not, then you need to rethink life in general — your issues go way beyond a possible titty slip on a bunny trail.

BallHype: hype it up!

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2 responses so far ↓

  • tubQuetaCax // Jan 21, 2009 at 10:49 pm [1]

    Nothing seems to be easier than seeing someone whom you can help but not helping.
    I suggest we start giving it a try. Give love to the ones that need it.
    God will appreciate it.

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