Ever since the Terminator became the governor of California, big-name celebrities all over the nation have gotten the brilliant idea of becoming America’s newest politician. Athletes have made a strong push.

Charles Barkley recently announced he’d like to run for governor of Alabama in a few years. But what takes even more balls? Diving into politics with chemotherapy-treated balls, and yet, still have the balls of an army. Enter Lance Armstrong.

See, with the world-famous bicyclist’s famous balls on display — figuratively during importing speeches, meetings and dinners, and literally on campaign posters — Armstrong would be popular enough, and dare we say, ballsy enough, to be successful in politics.

You really don’t have to know jack shit about politics to be successful in the field. See (Bush, George W., and most importantly Palin, Sarah). Not that the aforementioned two were successful at all. Lets just say you don’t have to know jack shit about politics to get into politics and be popular in doing so.

So, get in Lance’s mind and Lance’s pants. Feel the balls of fury and the heart of a lion. Vote Lance Armstrong 20??.