There’s an extremely distinct breed of women out there that sports fans do not often associate themselves with.

I’m talking about the girls without much of the girlie in them: Multi-colored short-length hair (if not butch-cut) with excessively creative makeup so extreme that you’d double take their face as an artist’s canvas.

You know, the girls with moderately nice curves, but just can’t be considered “hot” because of the erotic swagger of black lipstick or weird-ass “clothing” that is anything but. No, instead they’re wearing fishnets with five-inch eyelash extensions (pictured, right).

But for some reason, that burning freak-in-the-sheets attitude screams from those “creative” photo albums, triumphing much louder than the boner-slaying “she-probably-keeps-it-natural” vibe.

Tim Tebow, you’ve got a Dime Show girlfriend. Trust us, thousands of people Google “Tim Tebow girlfriend” and end up on this site.

But now, notch one of this breed under your belt of fanatics.

She’s waiting for you with the leather belt, a gallon of hot candle wax and sandpaper.

Don’t ask about the sandpaper.