Call us crazy, but we’re pretty sure that leaving a successful 28-6 Cavs basketball team for a 4-12 Cleveland Brown football squad is, well, fucking crazy.

But if LeBron James can walk on water (which he can), we’re pretty sure he can turn a shitty football team around for next season (see Dolphins, Miami). Too bad for the Cleveland Indians, though; if The King decides to continue his quest into other major American sports, the Bronx will be his new home. You know, because LeBron’s a Yankee kinda guy.

So if LeBron’s next step is to go to the MLB, good for the Steinbrenner clan. But one thing is for sure: when he decides to make his return to the hardwood, Mike D’Antoni and the Knicks can say goodbye to “LeBron in 2010.”

For now, say hello to LeBron the Brown.

Thanks to Ari for the tip.