This wasn’t quite as epic as Pete Carroll getting pranked on the infamous Pac-10 teleconference line. But when a reporter asks Cal coach Mike Montgomery about the “disappointments” of his 21-7 season, it merits a spot in the Teleconference Hall of Shame.
Ahh, so that’s how David Beckham scored a former Spice Girl, Victoria.
Without his permission, Beckham’s image was shown on a Beijing commercial to promote a medicine similar to Viagra with a Chinese voiceover saying: “You want to know how I keep myself hard on the pitch? The American medicine … is of great help. And it is also my secret weapon with Victoria.”
Apparently the commercial has also used Kenau Keeves and Sean Connery to promote the same message, begging the real question to floppy-donged Chinese male: This pill really isn’t gonna help me get laid, is it?
Oh how our society has changed.
When it has nothing better to do, ESPN always has the speed dail of today’s most famous rappers. First, the four-letter-network felt it would be a great idea to have Lil Wayne and Skip Bayless go head to head. Don’t get us wrong: it was really entertaining, but only because Skip Bayless is a moron and got shut down by a dude who can hardly string a non-lyrical sentence together.
And now they’ve got 50 Cent in the studio.
The steroid talk was fine to start off with. After all, Mr. Cent is from New York. But if you’re going to interview the hardest rapper around — a dude who has been shot more than a half-dozen times — about his thoughts on Plaxico shooting himself and then telling him he’s very wealthy and then asking him if he’ll give some of his money back to help the less fortunate, have a black guy conduct the interview.
Another classic instance of when reporters wannabe bloggers ask completely dumbass questions.
Ken Krayeske is a freelance idiot that has no business asking about salaries during a regular post-game press conference.
Here’s Krayeske’s shitty Web site. He’s on the 40 year plan to getting a real job, too, judging by how well the interview went:
We’re going on a hunch right now, but we think it is pretty safe to say that the most searched thing on the Internet these days, outside of Miley Cyrus’ birthday to see when she will finally become of age, is some variation of Alex Rodriguez’s cousin.
So some brilliant goon created the domain name, A-RODSCOUSIN.COM. No, it is not an up-and-running Web site right now. It’s just a name. And guess what? It can be yours for the tune of $500.
Sure, clever marketing. Strike the public while the topic is hot. We get that. After all, we do run a site ourselves. But we’re just way confused on the content that would be put on this site.
Will it be filled with pictures of his cousin? How about a list of the drugs they injected into each other’s ass cheeks? Is there a hotline we can call to talk to his cousin? Is there at least some porn-esc pictures to keep us amused?
We’d even settle for an advertisement we get sucked into: Shave the lady’s leg and win an iPod!
Good try, but this Web site is going to end up as successful as Sanjaya’s hair stylist.
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