Swimmer DQ’ed by ass crack
Italian swimmer Flavia Zoccari was disqualified from teh Mediterranean Games earlier this week, right before the 200-meter finals race. No, she wasn’t on found to be using steroids, she didn’t take a hit from a bong at a party and she didn’t jump into the water too soon.
Instead, it was because she showed her ass crack.
Her Jaked brand swimsuit, which was banned and then re-instated, ripped in the back, revealing her glutes.
Guys can wear Speedos that make their ding dongs look like elephant trunks, but show a little chica cheek and it’s a whole new world.
Categories: Swim

“ding dongs”? Really? What are you, 7?
I want to kiss her ass.
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