LeBron James should be creeped out.

ATTENTION ALL KOBE BRYANT FANS: Put any drink you are currently consuming down on the coaster. You don’t want milk shooting out your nose when you read this.

If you’re 14 years old or younger, it’s OK to show how big of a diehard sports fan you are. Paint your face for the big football game, take your mitt to big baseball game. Flaunt your favorite athlete’s replica jersey and kicks, and brag about the rookie card you just scored from eBay.

But once you hit puberty, those things aren’t cool to do anymore. Doesn’t mean you can’t be a big fan; it just means you have to tone it down a little bit. Wear your Jordan kicks, that’s fine. Wear your jerseys to games, cool. But don’t ever, ever, ever get a tattoo of another man on your body. If it’s Jesus or a dead family member, you may get a free pass. Otherwise it’s as wrong as wrong as stealing the crutches from someone with a broken foot.

But if you’re like this dude, Aaron, and you get an athlete’s portrait tattooed on your arm AND you’re creepy enough to purchase a game-used mouthpiece from LeBron James‘ high school days, you’re just a plain loser. The dude’s got facial hair for crying out loud!

Then he put a video of himself bragging about it on YouTube. So he’s begging for us to laugh at him.

Go inside for a video of the toolbag. Be very prepared to laugh.