Too soon?
Check out some photos of the Tiger Woods‘ SUV he crashed into a Fire Hydrant and a tree early Friday morning, per TMZ.
Early signs of increased testosterone in 6 year olds.
We are also thankful for:
If you’re going golfing any time soon, and your game resembles Happy Gilmore, stay away from Canada, eh.
Yes, the “Happy Gilmore” golf swing has “breached the standard of care owed to other players on the course.”
From CSMonitor:
Justice Arthur J. LeBlanc, in his decision, went on to trash an admittedly nontraditional but heretofore legal swing, that’s been a comic staple since it was made famous by the 1996 Adam Sandler film. In fact, an episode of Sport Science recently tested the effectiveness of it (see video clip below).
“I am convinced that the “Happy Gilmore” shot,” wrote Judge Le Blanc in his decision, “would have been less controllable than a normal tee shot, both because it involved a run-up to the ball (rather than an aimed shot from a stationary position) and because the defendant had been drinking throughout the day.”
From what we understand, calling Bob Barker a bitch is still legal.
Oklahoma City must be crazy dull. Jeff Green, James Harden and Kevin Durant are so bored they’re making music videos now. But you know what? We love it.
Whoever posted this Craigslist ad clearly isn’t a fan of Duke men’s basketball. But s/he probably isn’t a fan of basketball. Just a fan of sticking asses in faces.
Full post:
Seeking two tickets to the Dec. 2 UW mens’ basektball game vs. Duke. Would prefer tickets somewhere in the lower level and near the team benches. I figure if I can get a seat close enough, I can at some point sneak down to the Duke bench, drop trou, and stick my hairy crack in Coach K’s face. I’ve been wanting to do this for quite some time, so anyone who can help facilitate the dream on a budget would be most generous. I figure if there’s one guy in the world who deserves to have a hairy, sweaty ass stuck in his face, it’s Coach K. After all, he’s been turning out team after team of cocky, whitebread under-achievers for the last two decades, and it’s time someone showed him how the rest of the country feels about his brand of basketball.
When I say “budget,” I should clarify that I can’t afford your over-inflated mark-up if you’re looking to make a buck on your seats. Sorry. But I have to figure in the cost of an indecent exposure/public disturbance citation into the cost, plus whatever I will have to buy my wife as an apology for my antics.
Just-in’love Smith, a Siena guard, will have one year of eligibility with after playing previously for two seasons locally at Hudson Valley Community College.
